Recently I have had a bunch of friends complain on Facebook about Ladies' Room bad habits. Their chief complaint? That the person before them sprinkled on the potty. I have several thoughts on this. First of all, I am not a big fan of wiping off the toilet seat because I want to touch as little as possible in a public bathroom. Secondly, I personally like to use the little seat covers and just plop by booty down (which I will not do if the seat is already wet). So I can see the reasoning behind their complaint but am not willing to remedy the situation. But here's another thought, what if the seat is wet not from the #1 act but from a violently flushing machine? I once got my entire backside doused from an overzealous pot. It's true; I was there. I guess the bottom line is there should be no complaining. At least you have a place to go and are not hanging your rear end out the side of a car at a rest area in the mountains of Tennessee because your bladder is about to explode but you can't find a bathroom in the middle of a blizzard. That happened to a "friend" of mine. Be grateful for the porcelain potty and be gone. If you feel the need to clean, go for it.
I will leave you with a quote from a poem that used to hang on my Great Grandmother's bathroom wall:
"If you sprinkle when you tinkle, be a sweetie and wipe the seatie."
Have a blessed day and thanks for reading my blog.
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